Un viernes por la noche, después de cenar con unos amigos, regresa a su casa un hombre formal, que no es religioso, pero que ni bebe en exceso ni es controlador aéreo, y antes de acostarse pone la televisión…
- “¡Cornuda!”, grita Rodríguez Menéndez a Belén Esteban. “¡Si te podría torear Jesulín”…
- “Y a ti tu puta madre”, responde the people's princess
- "And you, the bastard of your father," roars the fugitive lawyer.
Man, that is formal but not religious, you come to mind, for those inscrutable mysteries of the human brain, recent statements by Pope Benedict XVI taking the scandals of pedophilia: "Suddenly, so much dirt ...."
The dunghill is a television channel Telecinco. The program is called "Save me deluxe" and is performed around a prize Waves: Jorge Javier Vázquez, more trash the kingdom, an individual can accurately define its habitat, "the drug room." The guest star of the night, with more than three hours at his disposal, is a fugitive lawyer named Emilio Rodríguez Menéndez. Connect live to Argentina, where it hides Menéndez, and talk about lesbian relationships Encarna Sanchez Mila Ximénez. "Are you an out? Have you tried to get their hands on Lidia Lozano, Jorge Javier Vázquez question, with all the category that gives the Waves. Mr. Menendez is not crippled, and always has an answer to the height of the program: "You have problems with sexuality." The waves no intimidation, "I know that I did not like ... because as I do not charge!". "The only queer in here are you" , Menendez tells another renowned journalists of the heart.
Impossible past this level? Not for "Save me deluxe." Menéndez Lozano reproach the highlights of their careers: they speak of the impossible pursuit of the daughter of Al Bano and Lozano, the false Angles Menendez was invented in Brazil, how money was left with Dion. "Lozano is nymphomaniac and has dildos in her purse," barks Menéndez. "Peace, when you just have to get viagra injection into the penis to put you longer, "Lozano sentence. Belén Esteban His girlfriend tries to put some sanity into the debate: "Pig!" Howls summary. "Horned" cried the lawyer's ex Jesulín. Given size of insults and shouting nonsense has to intervene the Waves: "To stop this kind of speculation, Rodríguez Menéndez, it's time to teach us ...."
Do they have seen and heard it all? Yes? Then Dion appears: "Rodríguez Menendez has some underwear with some pellets that look like gloves Urtain. Have sexual problems ... I heard him tell his wife that he metiese a finger in the ass. " The Waves, no doubt spurred by the final comment, it comes up and analyzes the situation: "Many people think that you take a fart of fifteen, because he understands what he speaks. That is, the manifest inability to express the mental age. "
"Save me deluxe" is not a program, it is a lynching. The lynching is provided voluntarily, it is true, as charged by his good-quarters of a program that finally boasts of "having put in place. " To finish the pantomime, as the pinnacle of tavern atmosphere, the waves launched a final speech full of cheap moralizing while the clappers shouted "to the slammer." Suddenly
so dearly dirt ...
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